[Verse 1: Slim Fucka] Furry in a hurry Running fast no competitor Spent 3K on a suit like a senator Met her at the Zoo She was working at the register Now she get a prey 'Cause that bitch was a predator Let her take my hand 'cause It's better not to upset her Lifted up my sweater Trynna hit her in the butt shitter Literally smitten when I saw The Holy Grail When I lifted up her skirt That bitch had a tail [Verse 2: synapse] Yeah this that remix When I see a furry imma need a Kleenex If you’re not a furry you can’t touch this I just want that fur I need that furry penis I love Chuck E. Cheese no promo I love fucking Barney no homo Barking at some strangers tell me I’m a freak yo Slide into DMs then slide into my butthole [Verse 3: LY] Grr Yah fucked a furry right in the asshole I'm coming out the furry closet I'm furry proud bitch My fursona is a liger That's a cross between a lion and a tiger If you didn't know I'm into hit me up on Furzoo I'm into dogs and badgers Yeah grr [Verse 4: KC] Uh yeah I got a leopard to my left And got a hippo to my right But got my eye on the turtle 'Cause I bet her pussy tight This raccoon wants to suck my dick And imma let him Been inside so many stuffed animals You'd think that this was WebKins Ay put your hands up if you'd fuck a kangaroo Or any other pet at your local county zoo And you know I get the peanut butter Put it on my dick Yeah everyone do it It's not just it's not just me right [Verse 5: Jet Black] I'm a dog bitch Look at that squirrel I'm into poodles yuh I don't need no girl Got that curly hair And a fucking tail Fucked that poodle bare Humped it yeah she let me rail Chasing them cars Writing them bars Fuck I'm on mars Man I fucking love it when 'em Humans strumming they guitars Strum Strum Chewing on bones Humans on them phones Licking my balls Pissing on my fucking walls [Verse 6: N8 DAWGG] My brother is a furry But don't worry He just loves to bounce his tail Like his name is Steph Curry I don't see him telling people off He just wants that acceptance not a molotov I don't know why you people always Cutting furries down they just want that uwu And play on the dirty ground And you know what Since you gonna be a dick I'll show you my fursona pick It's Koopa the Quick Isn't that just a scaly What That's just a scaly Oh okay same thing [Outro: TW33T] It's okay to be furry My fursona is Garfield I love lasagna And that big sloppy Schlong in my ass Secret life of furries What the fuck is wrong with you

[Chorus: LY] Baljeet Oh Oh Oh Yeah bitches on me like I'm Baljeet oh Bitches looking on my ball meat oh Bitches on me like I'm Baljeet oh Bitches looking on my ball meat oh Phineas and Ferb ain't got shit on me Imma put it in her asshole butthole You can call me Baljeet oh [Verse 1: synapse] Yeah i’m feeling like Baljeet All these bitches on me Yeah i’m feeling like Baljeet 4 times a day i’m beating my meat Yeah i’m feeling like Baljeet All these bitches on me Yeah i’m feeling like Baljeet 4 times a day i’m beating my meat [Verse 2: TW33T] I got bitches like Baljeet Phineas' mom has nice tits And a fat ass straight clapping cheeks She really do be a freak in the sheets Dick the shape of Ferb's head Me and Elastigirl in bed Candace be straight giving head I thought it had to be said Dexter's mom be thick Timmy's mom be thick Danny Phantom's mom be thick Gumball's mom be thick Ms. Puff be thick That one mom from Big Hero 6 She really do be fucking thick And now I have a boner [Verse 3: KC] Bitch I masturbate 'til I decapitate Been eating ass since Bruce said "call me Cait" Sobering up yet I'm high as a kite Shabbat Shalom yeah I'm half of a kike Fuck an Uber man I'd rather walk Lana Rhoades yeah I gave her the cock Casey go crazy like Casey McGrady Yeah Jesus gon' save me Baljeet that's my baby [Chorus: LY] Bitches on me like I'm Baljeet oh Bitches looking on my ball meat oh Bitches on me like I'm Baljeet oh Bitches looking on my ball meat oh Phineas and Ferb ain't got shit on me Imma put it in her asshole butthole You can call me Baljeet oh Bitches on me like I'm Baljeet oh Bitches looking on my ball meat oh Bitches on me like I'm Baljeet oh Bitches looking on my ball meat oh Phineas and Ferb ain't got shit on me Imma put it in her asshole butthole You can call me Baljeet oh

[Verse 1: TW33T] Yeah Oi mate do you ever just send a dick pic To somebody that you didn't mean to bruh It's terrible when it happens Like one time I sent it to this person Who I thought was a friend but it was my mom bruh It was terrible I'm sending dick pics like all the time But none of the boys be saving mine Nobody re spawns once again Send it to a girl who sends it to a friend I take a photo on Snapchat My mom responds saying it's not half bad Mom why are you looking at my penis [Chorus: Jet Black] Oh shit I sent a dick pic I sent it to my dad He loved the image Oh shit I sent a dick pic I sent it to my dad He loved the image [Verse 2: synapse] Hey it’s me again Mr. skinny wiener Bet you saw my pics Uploaded on my Tinder Where the clit at That’s a genuine question My dick supersized Two inches impressive Who leaked my nudes Crying all night Bitches saw my dick Lost their appetite Asking why it’s red Like a traffic light Beating on my dick Slap it like we in a fight [Chorus: Jet Black] Oh shit I sent a dick pic I sent it to my dad He loved the image [Bridge: synapse] Ay Ay Ay Ay Laugh at my dick now ay They saw my dick how ay They saw my dick how People airdropping my dick now ay Laugh at my dick now ay They saw my dick how ay They saw my dick how People airdropping my dick now ay [Verse 3: Slim Fucka] Bro don't open that Snapchat Took it on the bathmat What the fuck you mean you wanna clap that Send it to the boys and I send it to your mom Send it to ISIS they thought it was bomb Send it to Bill Gates 'cause he pay for this Send it to the Pope now he atheist Accidental peen shot Your bitch just took a screenshot uh [Verse 4: LY] Sent that shit on accident Nah that shit on purpose Send it to my Grandma Yo that shit was worth it Grandpa done passed away Know she need some dick Give a lil' taste yeah I send a lil' pic Sent that shit from different angles Down to my ankles She faint though She a grey hoe I'm used to same hoes Get a pic with the balls in it What I send her Yo she got dementia But this shit she gone remember Enjoy that pic Gram Grams Ahaha

[Intro: TW33T] Ah yeah poopy pants whoa Oh yeah Girl I know you got 'em Lemme taste those poopy pants Uh poopy pants [Chorus: LY] Poopy in my pants hit my poopy dance Poopy in my pants hit my poopy dance Poopy with your mans then I poopy out in France Imma poopy in my pants then I hit my poopy dance Poopy in my pants hit my poopy dance Poopy in my pants hit my poopy dance Poopy with your mans then I poopy out in France Imma poopy in my pants Imma Uh uh uh uh [Verse 1: synapse] Yeah I just shit myself its running down my leg All my classmates staring at me I wish they would look away Where’s that smell coming from I be shitting out sorbet Whatcha say no blame poopy pants gang Took a shit on the floor Teacher say no no more Kicking me out the door Took a shit on that hoe [Verse 2: Slim Fucka] Woke up in the morning Rise and shine bitch Open up my eyes Ay yuh yuh yuh yuh Took a fat shit Oh fuck yeah Got out of bed You fucking thought bitch Ay poopy poopy poopy poopy Poopy pants yuh yah Poopiest pants that you ever just saw saw Cook that shit up or we eating it raw raw Creme de la creme or you eating foie gras gras [Chorus: LY] Poopy in my pants hit my poopy dance Poopy in my pants hit my poopy dance Poopy with your mans then I poopy out in France Imma poopy in my pants then I hit my poopy dance [Verse 3: N8 DAWGG] Shit shit shit shit Shit shit shit This ain't a bit bit bit Bit bit bit bit I pooped in it it it It it it it Inside my tighty whities Wait what huh This shit hit the floor And I mean literally Like noodles out my butt Like they from Italy My dog ate it up And I mean willfully Now we tripping off my shit And it is visually

[Intro: Slim Fucka] This is a public service announcement If you've ever found yourself Rapping about Nate's penis Talking about Nate's penis Hell even thinking about Nate's penis You may be D.T.F Down to fuck [Verse 1: N8 DAWGG] Man I got a list of people And they say they down to fuck And to be honest with you I wouldn't even try to chance my luck But they came up and said Get into the bed My face was turning red So this is what I said Unique damn shawty I'm down to fuck Momo oh I'm down to fuck Coca Cola polar bears I'm down to fuck Morty aw jeez I'm down to fuck Santa ho ho ho bitch I'm down to fuck Curious George audible butt licking I'm down to fuck Speedy's on Margarita I'm down to fuck But Beyoncé I am not down to fuck [Verse 2: Lil JON] Welcome to Subway can I take your order Can I get Italian bread toasted With light mayo and sriracha With turkey breast tomato avocado Red onion white onion green onion Olives pickles pecans Salt and pepper A little bit of bacon Jalapeño jalapeño jalapeño More pecans Yeah that's good Yeah that's great And I want you to shit on it Is that all sir [Verse 3: TW33T] Uh uh uh uh Drumming to Fornite D.T.F Dick to face D.T.F Drill that farmer in the butt D.T.F Dancing that floss Like a three year old D.T.F Drown the flamingo They stand on one leg D.T.F Drown today's fever dream in dreams D.T.F Down that Fireball Glug glug glug D.T.F Oh down to fuck That's what D.T.F. means [Verse 4: Jet Black] Yo Imma just do exactly What the fuck Nate did Is that cool 'ight bet Johnny Depp down to fuck Jim Carrey but specifically From Dumb and Dumber Down to fuck Anna Elsa threesome hell yeah I'm down to fuck Fernando Tatís Jr Rip N' Dip kitty yeah I'm down to fuck Spiderman but specifically the pop action figure I'm down to fuck Ah I'm down to fuck anything [Verse 5: synapse] Ay uncle called me up said he's down to fuck Obama called me up said he's down to fuck Caillou called me up said he's down to fuck E.T. called me up said he's down to fuck O.J. called me up said he's down to fuck Santa called me up said he's down to fuck 6ix9ine called me up said he's down to fuck A mormon called me up said he's down to fuck

[Intro: Jet Black] Okay So some of ya'll might be wondering Ah what happens at a GTF sleepover I'm dying to know Let's just say there's a lot of drugs and alcohol Which causes hella sexual confusion I'll let the boys get further into that Please enjoy [Chorus: synapse] Woke up in the morning Boner in my sleeping bag Woke up in the morning Boner in my sleeping bag Droopy old grandpa balls I just like to watch 'em sag Grazed up on my bro’s butt Now he’s all acting mad [Verse 1: TW33T] I'm horny What At the sleepover I'm horny What At the sleepover I'm horny What At the sleepover I'm horny Oh Cuddling up butts so big Haven't jerked off in over a week Do a little grab as I walk by They lips looking so pristine Hide my pee pee but let them see So we can all be horny Watching Netflix romcoms Looking at them about to cum Noah Centineo is like so cute [Verse 2: N8 DAWGG] Yo what up yo what up I'm sipping lean right out the cup I'm shifting gears I'm starting up And my boy tweet is glowing up And I want him to start blowing Up I haven't seen him in awhile He looks better by the mile From his toes up to his smile Gonna change my lifestyle Oh fuck he looks good He's just a friend Even if my dick ascends And he makes me wanna bend And take it from the back end Peg me Oh [Chorus: synapse] Woke up in the morning Boner in my sleeping bag Woke up in the morning Boner in my sleeping bag Woke up in the morning Boner in my sleeping bag Dry humping my friends man Grabbed 'em on the inner thigh That shit got me acting crazy I can't even lie Woke up in the morning Boner in my eye Thought it was my friend But it was just his dog [Verse 3: Slim Fucka] Repress my emotions But it ain't no use Cause when the clock hits twelve My mouth and my ass come loose Hitting a homie from the back When we cuddle yuh Felt my dick when I slipped On a strange white puddle What the fuck [Chorus: synapse] Woke up in the morning Boner in my sleeping bag Woke up in the morning Boner in my sleeping bag Woke up in the morning Boner in my sleeping bag [Outro: Jet Black] Nate's penis Alright so as you can see Lot of sex and confusion At the sleepover Kinda gets wild Yo hold the fuck Seth Don't fucking step in what the fuck Oh no fuck Seth slipped on a cum puddle Oh shit dog Oh Poop in my butt

[Verse 1: LY] These balls be big and hairy I got balls in my mouth I got balls in my mouth I got balls in my mouth I got I got big hairy balls in my mouth I got big hairy balls in my mouth I got balls in my mouth I got big balls in my mouth I got I got balls in my mouth In my mouth [Verse 2: TW33T] I got Seth's balls in my mouth I like them 'cause they feel so smooth They're like the skin of a cartoon Whenever I see them I loose my gloom I got Jet's balls in my mouth I like them because they are so big Like two big cherries attached to a twig I gargle them and then I swig I got Nate's balls in my mouth I don't like them Ew I got Lucas's balls in my mouth Sometimes he lets me touch 'em for free But his penis is like the stump of a tree I like them because there are three [Chorus: Jet Black] Got these balls in my mouth no shaft Got Niagara Falls in my mouth huge load Got these balls in my mouth uh uh Got Niagara Falls in my mouth keep it coming [Verse 3: synapse] Lemme see your taint Lemme lemme see your taint boy Lemme see your taint Lemme lemme see your taint boy Oh Lemme see your taint boy Lemme see your taint I just wanna see it I just wanna see your taint boy Taint boy Need to have it don’t be lame boy Lame boy I just wanna see your taint boy Taint boy Need to have it don’t be lame boy Lame boy Yeah yeah Balls in my mouth with no tip I don’t get horny for tits no Sucking your balls not your dick Testicles all on my lip Drain out those nuts then I dip I don’t need nips don’t need clits Balls in my mouth that’s my shit Balls in my mouth don’t you quit [Verse 4: KC] I got a varicose on my fat left teste If shawty give me blue balls it hurt for a century If shawty don't touch it oh it really really hurt Oh fuck oh Oh fuck guys oh Oh Varicose damn it Oh There's a couple people in my mind While I'm writing This line I'll put their balls in my mouth Ay ay Let me name them Get it get it Zuko from Avatar Jake the blue people From Avatar Jake with khakis From State Farm Yeah that's about it [Chorus: Jet Black] Got these balls in my mouth no shaft Got Niagara Falls in my mouth huge load Got these balls in my mouth uh uh Got Niagara Falls in my mouth keep it coming [Verse 5: Slim Fucka] Bro I ain't gay but I got a little query Experimentation's part of the scientific theory Have a little sleepover fun no homo But when I get all freaky with my tongue You go moan though Dick defying logic so they call that shit a fallacy Throat got tight cause I got a nut allergy Ass like bread dough I got what you knead If you pop my cherry I'll swallow your seed Oh yeah

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[Verse 1: N8 DAWGG] Yo the sun is out And I'm getting all this clout Yo I'm feeling like a spider As it's climbing up the spout And I'm glowing glowing I've been glowing all year As I'm sipping on this lean And I'm losing all my fear Yo I'm seeing all these pandas But everything isn't black or white If I choose between this situation Or I choose between my flight or fight I fly I'm so high As I'm soaring in the sky As I wave to my friends On the earth as I pass by I'm so glad I'm high Cause I'm getting all these powers When I drip a bit of sweat It feels like I'm in a shower Yo I love my bros I love them Cause GTF's forever baby We do be kinda fresh though [Verse 2: TW33T] Tickle my asshole Shove cocaine in it I'll bend and cough And then I lean with it Tickle my asshole Shove cocaine in it I'll bend and cough And then I lean with it [Verse 3: Jet Black] I was fucking a baddie While popping some addies And now I am headed to court She ratted me out I am losing my clout And now I am feeling so short Oopsie daisy I just committed a crime That's too bad I had the bitch Squirting like a lime I was so high my dick was way too limp Now in jail imma be such a mother fucking simp Wish me luck on my journey Say hi to the Pope I really really hope I don't drop that fucking soap [Verse 4: synapse] Yeah yeah I be tripping balls While I'm in these stalls This guy next to me Gave me LSD LSD is for me Yeah Shut the fuck up Yah yah yah I be tripping balls While I'm in these stalls stall This guy next to me Gave me LSD LSD is for me Yeah [Verse 5: Slim Fucka] Fucking a bitch and I'm sipping some lean Naughtiest hoe that you ever done seen Gave me some head and I gave her a drink She getting freaky she tell me a kink Open her mouth and I make a bitch gargle Spit on the pussy so now that shit purple Sip it up sip it up sip it up sip it up Don't wanna spill so I'm using a sippy cup Why that bitch acting so naughty ay Fucking your bitch is my hobby She got a mad thirst so I sip sip sip And she got a mad thirst from my dick dick dick Ay got a Jolly Rancher in the bottom yuh Fuck a bad bitch in the bottom oh Lean on my dick so it feel real sticky Lean on my dick 'cause I know you a thickie yuh [Verse 6: LY] Ay it's your boy for the week Why yeah I can't feel my face Mom why did you leave me Man I can't fuck with none of these bitches

[Intro: TW33T] Hey Somebody gotta take a shit [Verse 1: Slim Fucka] What's the point of life when everyday feels like death Stuck in the dark find a spark in a narc All that I need is a light Say that I'm looking away I don't need it today But it's there when I'm lonely at night Mom dad I know it's bad I fucked up again and I know that you mad I did it all wrong I knew all along It's bright but I swore I said it's right But I wouldn't shit No I couldn't shit But Moose I discovered you Lost Seth lost Slim 'til I found him Now Moose What would I do Without you by my [Chorus: LY] Praise his name Put him on high Put him on high Praise his name Put him on high Put him on high High [Verse 2: synapse] I'm in love with a Moose I'll read his fanfic all day I wanna do butt stuff But I guess you don't like me that way [Verse 3: N8 DAWGG] I love you little moose I love you little moose I love you I love you I love you little moose Yeah he's the best More like best moose yah Hey hey is Mason okay [Chorus: LY] Praise his name Put him on high Put him on high Praise his name Put him on high Put him on high High [Verse 4: Lil JON/TW33T] Ah ah ah Yeah I'm pooping on the beat Pooping without a toilet seat yah Pooping on the beat what Throwing all my shit right at tweet Yeah I'm pooping on the beat Yeah I'm pooping on the beat Pooping on the beat Yeah I'm pooping on the beat Ah Taking a shit Taking a hit And now I flush And now I flush And now I rush To the stalls Before the poop falls Out my butt